You Wouldn't Want To Be In Alexander The Great's Army!: Miles You'd Rather Not March - Jacqueline Morley, David Antram
This series is perfect for young readers who are fond of gross-out humor and gory details. The series (and this title in particular) are not for the faint of heart. I believe this is the most gruesome installment yet - even worse than You Wouldn't Want to Be an Egyptian Mummy!: Disgusting Things You'd Rather Not Know!